Spencer Pratt got a serious tongue-lashing by someone other than his reupholstered wife Heidi Montag when an incident with his dog got real bloody ... real fast.
It all went down Monday while Spencer was playing a game of tug-of-war with his little dog. Sources close to the reality couple tell us Spencer put the little rope toy into his mouth ... when suddenly the rope slipped, and Spencer chomped down through his own tongue -- creating a gaping hole in his licker.
We're told Pratt hasn't been able to talk the past few days and sees it "as a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010."
Heidi Montag 3.0 is still getting used to her new parts -- but she's already itching for an upgrade.
We got Heidi, her bosom buddies and Spencer Thursday night outside Dan Tana's, where it became clear she won't be done enhancing her chest until she can no longer stand upright.
Spencer Pratt is a dirty mud-slinger -- and according to the police, dude needs to fix the problem stat.
Heidi Montag's other half was pulled over by the LAPD last night because his monster truck lacked mud flaps -- which are required on massive rides so mud and debris doesn't get shot back at other vehicles.
During the stop -- in which Spencer invited the cops to go clubbing with him -- the officers nailed Spencer for not having proof of insurance.
Spencer was eventually sent on his way with merely a fix-it ticket, which requires him to get his vehicle up to code by March 15.
Caulked, spackled and freshly reupholstered "Hills" star Heidi Montag showed off her brand new swollen and bendable parts while practicing yoga poses in some sort of grassy field in L.A. this weekend.
While propped up in L.A. on Monday, robotic "Hills" star Heidi Montag showed off the aftermath of willingly undergoing ten horrifying plastic surgery procedures in one day.
This is the second time the delusional 23-year-old has gone under the knife, having already had a nose job and a breast augmentation in 2007.
Moments after Heidi Montag's newest chesticular operation, her assistant went into full panic mode after a camera containing photos of Heidi's bare jumblies went missing during an ambulance ride.
It all went down in November as Heidi was being transported from the hospital where she got the implants to a recovery center via a private ambulance company.
After Heidi was dropped off, her assistant realized a camera containing numerous photos -- mostly showing a topless Heidi during various stages of her new operation -- was M.I.A.
Sources say the assistant called in a red alert to the ambulance minutes after it left the recovery center and ordered the driver to turn around -- but she didn't tell the driver why.
Heidi got her camera back, and one of the photos is featured in this week's People ... we're guessing for a lot of $$$. It's just the way Spencer Pratt rolls.
There may be 2 suspects in the Heidi and Spencer Pratt "kidnapping caper" -- her newly minted boobs.
We've learned the person who first became suspicious saw someone being rushed into the house with a pillowcase over his/her head.
Heidi had a boob job recently and is on this week's cover of People magazine -- on newsstands Friday. Typically in these deals (and trust us, Heidi and Spencer made a deal), the magazine demands that the featured person not be photographed elsewhere until the magazine gets a bang for its buck.
So was it Heidi who was being rushed in the house with a pillowcase over her head? Sure feels like it.
UPDATE: We've just been told by cops that no crime was committed. Someone did indeed see what appeared to be a kidnapping. The guy who was cuffed and detained by cops was released and went back inside the house.
UPDATE: The man who was cuffed and put in the police car has been released. He says he works for Spencer Pratt.
The LAPD received a call for a "possible kidnapping" at the Los Angeles home of Heidi and Spencer Pratt ... sources tell TMZ.
A witness at the scene tells TMZ police blocked off the street outside of Speidi's house, helicopters are flying above and cops with guns drawn are yelling at someone to come out of the house.
Neighbors tell us ... it looks like a cop show. Police are swarming the area. Someone from the helicopter was on a loudspeaker saying, "Man in the black shirt. Come out of the house."
Several cops jumped the fence and went toward the house.
A man has been arrested and is in the back of a police car. The man is a white male, brown hair, medium build, wearing blue jeans and a black shirt.
We have a cameraman at the scene who says this does not look fake.
Cops are now taking the cuffs off the man and are talking with him.